Newbies in Permafrost
by Lebien Antares
This is a story that Tezneek inspired me to write...it's a short about what I'd like to do to many, MANY newbie beggars. Hope ya love it.
Taniz - Half Elf Paladin, level 3
Jobo - Barbarian Shaman, level 4
Tezneek - Da Boss Man
Taniz and Jobo wait outside Permafrost. Little do they know of the fate that waits for them inside...
Taniz: Yo Jobo think this place has good phat lewt for us?
Jobo: Ya man I'm so twinked out I can't move. Here's a Ghoulbane too.
*Taniz gets Ghoulbane*
Taniz: Wow thanks! Crap I'm encumbered. oh well.
Jobo: NP Lets go!
*They zone*
LOADING PLEASE WAIT
Taniz: OK lets go.
Jobo: Hold on let me do a /who
*Jobo types /who*
PLAYERS IN PERMAFROST
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[3 Paladin] Taniz (Half Elf)
[4 Shaman] Jobo (Barbarian)
[ANONYMOUS] Tezneek
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THERE ARE 3 PLAYERS IN PERMAFROST
Jobo: Oh there's another guy here!
Taniz: Kewl
*Jobo shouts*
/shout Yo d00d where are you!
*Tezneek shouts back*
/shout Make a few rights and you'll see me!
Taniz: Lets go d00d maybe he has some l3wt
*They run deep into the caves*
Jobo: where the hell is he?
*Tez shouts*
/shout OH GOD VOX INC
Taniz: What's a Vox?
Jobo: Dunno, I've spent my entire life in misty thicket, everfrost, and highhold pass and keep
*Tez runs by them*
/shout MOVE YER ASSES VOX TO ZONE
Taniz: What's tha
Lady Vox bites YOU for 200 points of damage.
YOU have been slain by Lady Vox!
Returning to home point.
LOADING PLEASE WAIT
Jobo: dammit that sucked
*Tezneek runs off into the snows of EverFrost with a grin on his face*
THE END